Seriously dude.  Do you think handing me eight hundred things at once is really going to help speed things up at the drive through?

I’ll answer that for you: No, it is not.  Because while you’re standing there counting the seconds you saved by handing me napkins and sauce with my receipt and change, I’ll be sitting in my vehicle, calmly arranging the napkins, sauce, and change into their respective places on the passenger seat.  I’ll take just as much time doing that as you would have taken to put the sauce and napkins and receipt in a bag where they’ve gone for thousands of years of drive through history.

And then I’m going to take a little longer.  Just to make it awkward for you.

Then I’m going to drive up to the second window, accept my bag of food, and ask for napkins and hot sauce.  Just so the lady at the window will yell at you to remember to hand out your napkins and sauce.

Come on, Taco Bell.  A thousand years of drive through history can’t be wrong.  Go that extra mile and put my condiments in the bag with my food, instead of handing me a fistful of crap and expecting me to help you shave a few precious seconds off your turnaround time.

Believe me, the fifteen cars wrapped around your building don’t have anything to do with the “sauce and napkins and receipt” guy.  They have everything to do with the “slackass kitchen crew” you’ve got slackassing around in the kitchen.

We’re hungry and we don’t really have a filing system in our vehicles for all the shit you wanna hand out at the payment window.  Just put the food (all of it and everything we need in order to consume it) in the bag and send us on our merry.

Thanks guys!

Love,

Me.